1. This fleecey synthetic vest that I have, that I got for Christmas from The Backpacker’s Shop in Sheffield, Ohio, and which is therefore very very overpriced but very good quality, actually is good quality. It is so warm. Rapidly rising on my list of “favorite clothing items” (said list is clearly very extensive.)

2. I’m all for forgiveness, and love-thy-neighbor, and avoid-road-rage, and being nice in general; but if you honk at bikers, or try to run them off the road, or otherwise menace them, you’re pretty much the biggest piece of shit ever. Okay, I didn’t learn this today, I already knew it.