“Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor.
I got back up and knocked him to the floor.
He was being such a jackoff.
I whupped Batman’s ass.”

Truer words may have been said, but never with quite that same brutishly beautiful flair, that majestically blunt eloquence.

I am having a week that is excellent, I’d rate it a 9 with an extraordinary factor of maybe 3. I mean, no new love interest, no travel to marvelous locales, no “bank error in your favor, collect $200”, no skiing. Nothing extraordinary. But definitely a great week. If life were Batman, I’d say I am knocking Batman to the floor. (Not that I was especially down to begin with, but just for the sake of fitting in with the song.)

Hope your week is a 9/3, or at least maybe a 7/2. See you later!