It’s snowing a lot! So I went to the Cathedral lawn to have a walk around and enjoy the snow. I took my camera, because I’m a fool. You can’t take pictures in the dark like that!

At any rate, some kids were building a snowman. So I said, I’ll take some damage. What?? Okay, I’m watching Joe play the Magic: the Gathering computer game, and I was talking and typing, and so that sentence just completed itself. I’ll start over.

At any rate, some kids were building a snowman. So I said, I’ll build a snowman. So I did. I got a big ball of snow, lugged it over in front of Webster, and plunked it down. I made 3 more big balls of snow, plopped them on top, and there you go, a 4-story snowman.

There you go! Proof that it existed! Proof necessary because, shortly afterwards, a big drunk jock “slipped” and knocked it over. He was all like “oops, sorry man, I slipped, that sucks, dude” and snickering. That’s great! I got my snowman knocked over by a big drunk jock! Hilarious! Life is wonderful!